Umpire

• 10/8/2024

  **FROM WORST TO FIRST: HOW THE ROYALS PULLED OFF A MIRACLE RUN TO THE ALDS, BEATING THE ODDS AND SHUTTING UP ALL THE HATERS ALONG THE WAY**

• 10/2/2024

  **HOLY SH*T! REF LAYS THE WOOD, SPRINGS PLAYER FOR 75-YARD TD RUN!**

• 9/26/2024

  **”FUCKING IDIOT ALTUVE GETS THROWN OUT FOR PROVING HE GOT HIT BY THE BALL!”**

• 9/23/2024

  **FUCKING LEGEND HANGS UP HIS MASK: LARRY VANOVER CALLS IT A CAREER AFTER 30+ YEARS OF KICKING ASS BEHIND THE PLATE**