Texas Longhorns

• 10/9/2024

  **FUCKING FINALLY: QUINN EWERS SET TO RETURN FOR TEXAS VS. OKLAHOMA SHOWDOWN**

• 10/3/2024

  **COLLEGE FOOTBALL: THE WILD RIDE OF WINNERS, LOSERS, AND HOLY SH*T MOMENTS**

• 9/28/2024

  **”HOLY SH*T, TEXAS MIGHT JUST GO UNDEFEATED IN 2024!”**

• 9/25/2024

  **Manning’s Debut: Not Bad, But Fucking Far from Perfect**

• 9/24/2024

  **QUINN EWERS’ STATUS UNKNOWN FOR TEXAS’ BIGGEST GAME YET, GODDAMN IT!**

• 9/24/2024

  **F**cking Epic: Booty Talks Sh*t Before Historic QB Showdown

• 9/23/2024

  **TEXAS JUST ANNIHILATED MICHIGAN’S PATHETIC ASSES IN THE BIG HOUSE!**