Serie A

• 10/2/2024

  **FUCKING FOOTBALL FOR THE WIN**

• 9/30/2024

  **FUCKING SHOCKER: Varane Hangs Up His Boots, Calls It Quits**

• 9/29/2024

  **PULISIC ON FUCKING FIRE: NETS IN 5 STRAIGHT FOR FIRST TIME EVER!**

• 9/23/2024

  **FUCKING CHAOS IN ROME: CEO BAILS AFTER FAN UPRISING OVER DE ROSSI AXING**