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1/11/2025
Saban vs. Gillis: The Ultimate Showdown of Sass and Steel
1/11/2025
Donny’s Masterstroke: The Comedic Genius Behind “Gulf of America”
1/5/2025
NFL’s Biggest Blunder: Why Ron Rivera Would Be a Coaching Catastrophe
12/26/2024
“Fueling the Fire: A Social Media Uprising Against the NFL”
12/24/2024
Bewitched in Zambia: Where Magic Meets Politics
12/7/2024
Dave Portnoy’s Rundown Debacle: A Missed Opportunity for Epic Trolling
11/27/2024
Spursy Strikes Again: Tottenham’s Epic Rebranding Fail
10/26/2024
MLS’s Unlikely Symbol of Accountability: The Wooden Spoon Trophy
9/28/2024
**Mulaney Unleashes Hell on Soul-Sucking Corp Event, Eviscerates Attendees**
9/26/2024
**PHILLY FANS ARE F**KING INSANE: TAILGATING AT 5:30 AM FOR AN 8:15 GAME**
9/24/2024
**HOLY SH*T, THIS UNCUSTABLE OIL PAINTING JUST FETCHED $5K AND IT’S A DAMN STEAL!**