San Diego Padres

• 9/29/2024

  **F**king Fantasy Baseball Showdown

• 9/28/2024

  **FINAL REPORT CARD: MLB’s 30 Teams Get Their Damn Grades**

• 9/28/2024

  **FUCKING CLOSERS: YOUR GUIDE TO RELIEF PITCHING CHAOS**

• 9/27/2024

  **HOLY F**KING S**T! OHTANI’S ON THE BRINK OF HISTORY: 2 HOMERS SHY OF 50-50 CLUB!**

• 9/27/2024

  **LINDOR OUT, BUT NOT FOR LONG: METS’ STAR SHORTSTOP EXPECTED BACK WEDNESDAY**

• 9/26/2024

  **SD F**KING PADRES SEAL PLAYOFF BERTH WITH WALK-OFF TRIPLE PLAY!**

• 9/25/2024

  **FUCKING MUST-SEE GAMES: LAST CHANCE TO CATCH THE 2024 MLB REGULAR SEASON FINALE**

• 9/25/2024

  **SOX SUCK: WHITE SOX REPORT DEFEATS WITH A SIDE OF SARCASM**

• 9/23/2024

  **HOLY SH*T, THE WHITE SOX SUCK! 119 LOSSES AND COUNTING**