professional athletes

• 10/6/2024

  **SCUMBAG CONVICTED OF SCREWING OVER NBA PLAYERS OUT OF $8 MILLION**

• 10/1/2024

  **F**k the Pity Party: Hatch’s Rise to NWSL Glory Trumps USWNT Snub

• 9/30/2024

  **LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE!** Pro Darts Douchebag Denies Letting One Rip, Blames Fucking Velcro