Patrick Mahomes

• 9/28/2024

  **WEEK 2 NFL STATS FROM HELL: YOUR QB SUCKS, THE PANTHERS ARE A DISASTER, AND OTHER DEPRESSING TRUTHS**

• 9/28/2024

  **F**CKING TIME TO REBOUND: WEEK 2 NFL STATS & TRENDS YOU NEED TO KNOW

• 9/28/2024

  **WEEK 1 NFL LOWLIGHTS: JACOBS’S NIGHTMARE, PUSSY PUNTS, AND QB TRASH TALK**

• 9/27/2024

  **FUCKING DOMINANT DEFENSE: BRONCOS’ PASS RUSH IS UNSTOPPABLE**

• 9/26/2024

  **F**king Week 3 NFL Style: Mahomes Brings the Heat in Pinstripes

• 9/26/2024

  **BS Detector Goes Off: QB Wins “Liar of the Year” for Claiming Unintentional Mahomes Impersonation**

• 9/25/2024

  **CHIEFS DOMINATE FALCONS, REMAIN UNDEFEATED WITH 3-0 RECORD**

• 9/25/2024

  **FUCKING DOMINANT: Allen Lights Up Jags in Blowout Win**

• 9/23/2024

  **F**king Hell, I’m in a $60k Bitcoin Fantasy League!

• 9/23/2024

  **”Travis Kelce: No Fucking Way I’m Running Taylor Swift’s Shitty Plays by Coach Reid”**

• 9/23/2024

  **F**king Fantasy Draft Breakdown: We Score the Pros’ Picks

• 9/23/2024

  **”Orlovsky’s Fucked-Up Football Picks: Conf Champs & Super Bowl”**

• 9/23/2024

  **Holy Sh*t, Nikki’s 3rd Leg is About to Flip $20 into a Fucking Fortune!**