Number Retirement

• 10/6/2024

  **Fernando Valenzuela Takes a Damn Break to Get His Health Together**

• 9/27/2024

  **JMU ANNIHILATES UNC, COACH BROWN THREATENS TO ABANDON SHIP**

• 9/25/2024

  **FUCKING TRAGEDY: BOBAN BOLTS TO TURKEY, LEAVING THE NBA A SOULLESS VOID**

• 9/25/2024

  **BRADY BOMBS BEHIND THE MIC**

• 9/23/2024

  **FUCKING LEGEND HANGS UP HIS MASK: LARRY VANOVER CALLS IT A CAREER AFTER 30+ YEARS OF KICKING ASS BEHIND THE PLATE**

• 9/23/2024

  **FUCKING LEGEND HANGS UP HER CLEATS: Alex Morgan Calls It Quits, Final Match This Sunday**

• 9/23/2024

  **Caufield Ditches Old Number, Goes with 13 to Honor Fucking Idol Gaudreau**