NFL Preseason

• 10/7/2024

  **”Holy Fuck, It’s Basketball Season!”**

• 10/6/2024

  **Hockey’s Holy Fucking Grail: The Pursuit of Lord Stanley’s Cup**

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  10/5/2024

  **FUCKING LAKERS GETTING TURNED UP IN PRACTICE THANKS TO LEBRON AND BRONNY’S HEATED COMPETITION**

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  10/5/2024

  **Jaren Jackson’s Hamstring is Fucked**

• 10/1/2024

  **F**king Hell, Get Ready for the 2024 NBA Season: LeBron, Bronny, and Those Damn Knicks Steal the Show at Media Days

• 10/1/2024

  **TORONTO MEDIA IS ALREADY FREAKING OUT: 2 PRESEASON LOSSES AND IT’S PANIC MODE FOR THE MAPLE LEAFS**

• 10/1/2024

  **Xhekaj Fined for Being a Dirty Piece of Shit on the Ice**

• 9/28/2024

  **TATUM KNEW CELTS WERE FUCKING UNSTOPPABLE AFTER NUGGETS GOT SMOKED**

• 9/28/2024

  **NO ONE’S SHAKING IN THEIR BOOTS OVER THE CELTICS, AND KENDRICK PERKINS NEEDS TO CALM THE F**K DOWN**

• 9/28/2024

  **WEEK 2 NFL STATS FROM HELL: YOUR QB SUCKS, THE PANTHERS ARE A DISASTER, AND OTHER DEPRESSING TRUTHS**

• 9/24/2024

  **Belichick Unfazed by Caleb Williams’ Underwhelming Preseason Performance: “Not Fucking Impressed”**

• 9/23/2024

  **FUCKING LEGEND LAYS INTO ROOKIE QB: “I’LL SMACK THE SHIT OUT OF YOU”**

• 9/23/2024

  **Preseason QBs: Fucking Dominant, Then Fucking Cut**