MLB

• 9/28/2024

  **FUCKING UNREAL: JUAN SOTO’S HISTORIC RISE TO 200 CAREER HOMERS BEFORE 26**

• 9/28/2024

  **F**KING REMATCH! Hawk Tuah Girl Still Fuming Over “Sleazy” Diss After Mets First Pitch Debut

• 9/27/2024

  **Tellez Screwed Out of $200k Bonus, Gets Axed by Pirates with 6 Games Left**

• 9/27/2024

  **FUCKING RED SOX YANK DOCUMENTARY SERIES AFTER AUGUST SLUMP**

• 9/27/2024

  **TREA TURNER IS FUCKING BACK AND READY TO DOMINATE OCTOBER**

• 9/27/2024

  **PHILLIES UNLEASH HOLY HELL ON RAYS, LEAVING THEM CRYING LIKE A BRAT**

• 9/27/2024

  **FUCKING IMPLOSION IN BALTIMORE**

• 9/27/2024

  **F**KING KARMAS A BITCH: YANKEES CALL UP TOP PROSPECT JASSON DOMINGUEZ DAYS AFTER HE WAS TOLD HE HAD NO PLACE TO PLAY

• 9/27/2024

  **FUCKING SHITSHOW: Senga’s Triceps Injury Ends His Regular Season Hopes**

• 9/26/2024

  **F**kin’ Hell, White Sox Swipe Ron Marinaccio Off Waivers!

• 9/26/2024

  **HOLY SH*T, LESBIAN LOVERS TURN PLAYOFF FOES!**

• 9/26/2024

  **F**king Sports Rankings That’ll Piss You Off: Top 124 Teams (2024)

• 9/26/2024

  **HOLY SH*T, THE METS JUST PULLED OFF A MIND-BLOWING COMEBACK WIN!**

• 9/26/2024

  **FUCKING TRAGEDY: My Epic First Pitch Run Comes to an End**

• 9/25/2024

  **F**king Running Backs Screw Over Bettors: Steelers & Giants RBs Come Up Short

• 9/25/2024

  **Scherzer Focused on Getting His Shit Together This Offseason**

• 9/25/2024

  **ROSENTHAL AND GHROLI UNLEASH HOLY HELL ON THE WHITE SOX**

• 9/25/2024

  **ROCKER FINALLY ARRIVES AND HOLY SH*T, HE BRINGS THE HEAT!**

• 9/25/2024

  **Lindor Fucking Better Be Back by Sunday, or Else**

• 9/25/2024

  **FUCKING REDS ALREADY HUNTING FOR NEW SKIPPER**