Micah Parsons

• 12/17/2024

  Cowboys in Crisis: Micah Parsons Hits Rock Bottom After Crushing Defeat

• 11/26/2024

  “Cowboys’ Crisis: How Jerry Jones’ Ego Holds Team Back”

• 11/26/2024

  “Mike McCarthy’s Leadership Crisis: Why the Cowboys Need a Change”

• 10/22/2024

  Micah Parsons’ Return to Cowboys Uncertain: Star Pass Rusher Faces Tough Recovery

• 10/19/2024

  Cowboys’ Bye Week To-Do List: Self-Reflection & Improvement

• 10/13/2024

  **FUCK YEAH, COWBOYS!****Bland’s Back: Dallas Opens Practice Window for CB’s Imminent Return**

• 10/11/2024

  **F**king Sunday Night Showdown: Dallas vs Pittsburgh

• 10/11/2024

  **”F**king Nightmare: Cowboys’ DE Depth Takes Another Hit with Marshawn Lynch’s Knee Injury”

• 10/9/2024

  **F**king Hell Yeah! Prescott Snatches Victory from Jaws of Defeat!

• 10/8/2024

  **Lucky Fucking Break: Marshawn Lynch Dodges Season-Ending Injury**

• 10/8/2024

  **F**king Week 5 NFL Picks: Favorites, Totals, and Props to Slam

• 10/7/2024

  **Prescott’s Got Fucking Standards, Contract Be Damned**

• 10/6/2024

  **F**ck the Haters, It’s Football Season!

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  10/4/2024

  **DEMarcus Lawrence F**king Out for the Season with Lisfranc Injury

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  10/3/2024

  **F**king QBs Stealing the Show in Week 4

• 10/2/2024

  **DALLAS IN DEEP SH*T: Parsons and Lawrence Down, Depth to the Rescue**

• 10/1/2024

  **DALLAS COWBOYS’ DEFENSIVE STARS F***ING HURTING: Parsons and Lawrence Sidelined with Sprains**

• 9/29/2024

  **PARSONS’ ANKLE INJURY SENDS COWBOYS INTO PANIC MODE, FUCKING OUCH!**

• 9/28/2024

  **HOLY HELL, THE SAINTS ARE UNSTOPPABLE!**

• 9/28/2024

  **DAMN COWBOYS GET TORCHED AGAIN, DEFENSE IS A FREAKING MESS**