Injuries

• 9/28/2024

  **FUCKING CLOSERS: YOUR GUIDE TO RELIEF PITCHING CHAOS**

• 9/28/2024

  **”Heupel’s Fiery Postgame Rant Will Get You Fucking Hyped for the Vols!”**

• 9/28/2024

  **BEN SIMMONS’ BULLSH*T PROMISES ARE BACK: WILL HE FINALLY PUT UP OR SHUT UP?**

• 9/28/2024

  **WHAT IN THE ACTUAL HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU, COACH?! LOSING YOUR KICKER MID-GAME SHOULD BE A F**KING CRIME!**

• 9/27/2024

  **TIME TO BLOW IT UP! DOLPHINS ARE A F**KING DISASTER!**

• 9/27/2024

  **F**cking NFL Week 2 Rankings: Who’s on Top?

• 9/27/2024

  **FUCKING IMPLOSION IN BALTIMORE**

• 9/26/2024

  **F**KING NIGHTMARE: 4 STARTERS LOST TO INJURY IN ONE GODFORSAKEN GAME!

• 9/24/2024

  **FUCKING FOOTBALL Frenzy: Navigating the Season, One Pick at a Time**

• 9/24/2024

  **FUCKING PATHETIC: Jets Can’t Beat Pats to Save Their Lives**

• 9/24/2024

  **FUCKING UNBELIEVABLE!** Chilean Thief Steals Ball, Scores as Bolivian Goalie Goes Down with Ruptured Achilles, Sparks Ugly Scene Over Bullshit “Fair Play”

• 9/23/2024

  **F**king Hell, Let’s Get Real: Harbaugh’s Bolts Will Go 10-7 in Year One