English Premier League

• 10/1/2024

  **FUCK THE REF: Did Fernandes Get Screwed?**

• 9/30/2024

  **FUCK THE RUMORS: What’s Really Going On with Salah, Van Dijk, and Alexander-Arnold’s Liverpool Futures?**

• 9/30/2024

  **VAN DIJK HOLDS OUT FOR 3-YEAR DEAL, TALKS AT STANDSTILL – F**KING STALEMATE LOOMS!**

• 9/30/2024

  **FUCKING FOOTY FORECAST 2025**Predictions for Premiers, Brownlow, and Who’s Gonna Crush It (or Crash and Burn)

• 9/29/2024

  **FUCKING FOOTBALL FOR THE WIN**

• 9/29/2024

  **FUCK THE HATERS: POSTECOGLOU DEFENDS TEN HAG FROM CRITICS**

• 9/28/2024

  **RODRI’S KNEE GOES TO HELL: SPAIN BOUND FOR EMERGENCY TESTS**

• 9/27/2024

  **Ten Hag Blasts Idiots Spreading Rashford Bullshit**

• 9/27/2024

  **Trent Credits Fucking Genius Slot for Career Boost**

• 9/26/2024

  **PULISIC SETS MILAN ABLAZE, HAALAND HITS 100-GOAL MILESTONE, YOU F**KING BEAUTIES!**

• 9/26/2024

  **BONIFACE BRINGS THE HEAT, JACKSON SHUTS THE F**K UP THE HATERS**

• 9/24/2024

  **FUCKING RED CARD FRENZY: Arteta Predicts 100 Ejections in EPL**