Crypto Twitter

• 9/28/2024

  ** Sanders Gets Roasted for the Dumbest Fucking Post Ever **

• 9/27/2024

  **F**KING WAR DECLARED ON DAN (DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT CALLING HIM THAT OTHER NAME)

• 9/26/2024

  **Kanye F**king Reigns: Country Singer Crushed by Twitter Mob for Daring to Diss Taylor Swift**

• 9/25/2024

  **FUCK THE HATERS, FOOTBALL IS SUPPOSED TO BE ENJOYABLE, NOT MIND-NUMBINGLY BORING**

• 9/25/2024

  **FUCKING WILD FAN PROMISES ANAL ABUSE IF K-STATE LOSES TO BYU**

• 9/24/2024

  **WATSON’S PATHETIC PERFORMANCE: DID HE MAKE A FAKE ACCOUNT TO DEFEND HIS SHITTY GAME?**

• 9/23/2024

  **F**king Epic Twitter Beef: RG3 and Tyreek Hill Go Head-to-Head!

• 9/23/2024

  **HOLY SH*T! CLEVELAND GUARDIANS’ HOT DOG ACCOUNT HAS BEEN SNEAKILY TWEETING TAYLOR SWIFT LYRICS FOR 11 F*CKING MONTHS AND NO ONE NOTICED!**

• 9/23/2024

  **What a Fucking Idiot: Dude Wants to Know If He Should Pay Year-Old Italian Speeding Ticket from Honeymoon**

• 9/23/2024

  **FUCK THE ODDS: Philly Beat Journos Defy Brazil’s Twitter Ban**