Competitive Sports

• 9/30/2024

  **LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE!** Pro Darts Douchebag Denies Letting One Rip, Blames Fucking Velcro

• 9/24/2024

  **FUCKING UNBELIEVABLE!** Chilean Thief Steals Ball, Scores as Bolivian Goalie Goes Down with Ruptured Achilles, Sparks Ugly Scene Over Bullshit “Fair Play”

• 9/23/2024

  **FUCK THE HATERS: Raygun Unleashes Epic Clapback Defending Her Olympic Legacy**