Cleveland Browns

• 9/29/2024

  **Get Ready to Fucking Crush Your League**

• 9/28/2024

  **FUCKING WEEK 3 PREDICTIONS: SUMMER’S LAST STAND**

• 9/28/2024

  **FUCKING DISASTER: Burrow’s Bengals Blow It Again, 0-2 for Third Year Running**

• 9/28/2024

  **WEEK 1 NFL LOWLIGHTS: JACOBS’S NIGHTMARE, PUSSY PUNTS, AND QB TRASH TALK**

• 9/28/2024

  **FUCK YEAH, CHAMPIONS!** **This Week’s Unstoppable Winners**

• 9/28/2024

  **FUCKING SCUMBAG ALERT** Deshaun Watson Faces New Lawsuit Over 2020 Sexual Assault Claim

• 9/28/2024

  **FUCKING DISASTERS: WATSON’S BROWNS DEBACLE**

• 9/27/2024

  **ROOKIE PHENOM: Malik Nabers Shatters Records in First 3 NFL Games**

• 9/27/2024

  **FUCKING NIGHTMARE: Browns O-Line Devastated as Wyatt Teller Sidelined with Knee Injury, Out for Multiple Weeks**

• 9/27/2024

  **Can Giants Keep Their Shit Together Against Cowboys?**

• 9/27/2024

  **WEEK 3 UNIFORMS: CARDS GO FULL-BLACK, VIKES BREAK OUT THE THROWBACKS, AND HOLY SH*T, THEY’RE FIRE!**

• 9/27/2024

  **EPIC FAIL: Team Celebrates Too Early, Gets Destroyed Afterwards**

• 9/27/2024

  **F**CKING DREAMS DO COME TRUE: MOM HELPS KYREN WILLIAMS CRUSH NFL GOALS

• 9/27/2024

  **Raiders Still Fucked About QB Situation**

• 9/26/2024

  **MINSHew THE F**KING MAN: RAIDERS ROLL WITH GARDNER AS STARTER**

• 9/25/2024

  **F**K YEAH, WEEK 3 CHAMPIONS!

• 9/25/2024

  **WEEK 3 NFL DISASTERS: NO PUNTS, NO TURNOVERS, JUST PURE F**KING HEARTBREAK**

• 9/24/2024

  **Week 3’s Must-Win Games: Rams, Broncos, Giants, and Panthers Avoid Fucking Disaster**

• 9/24/2024

  **FUCK YEAH, WEEK 2 CHAMPIONS!**

• 9/24/2024

  **GARRETT AND DELPIT GETTING HAMMERED IN THE MUNI LOT PRE-GAME**