Borussia Dortmund

• 10/8/2024

  **FUCKING MIND-BLOWING CHAMPIONS LEAGUE STATS: LEWANDOWSKI LEVELS WITH MESSI, SURPASSES RONALDO; BARCELONA MATCHES BAYERN’S RECORD**

• 10/7/2024

  **FUCKING FOOTBALL FOR THE WIN**

• 10/7/2024

  **FUCKING HELL! MAN UTD STEALS OBi-MARTIN FROM ARSENAL!**

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  10/5/2024

  **FIGHT NIGHT: WATCH JANIBEK VS. MIKHAILOVICH & BALL VS. RIOS ON ESPN+ NOW, YOU F**KING IDIOT!**

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  10/4/2024

  **RISING STAR ALERT** Egyptian Sensation Omar Marmoush is Fucking Killing it in the Bundesliga, Drawing Comparisons to a Certain Liverpool Legend!

• 10/2/2024

  **FUCKING FOOTBALL FOR THE WIN**

• 10/2/2024

  **FUCK THE SYSTEM: Dortmund Supporters Rage Against Champions League Bullshit**

• 9/28/2024

  **FOOTBALL ROUNDUP**
  Arsenal’s Shady Win, Ter Stegen’s Freak Injury, and More Bullshit

• 9/27/2024

  **Haddad Maia Crushes Kasatkina, Takes Korea Open Crown**

• 9/26/2024

  **PULISIC SETS MILAN ABLAZE, HAALAND HITS 100-GOAL MILESTONE, YOU F**KING BEAUTIES!**

• 9/26/2024

  **BONIFACE BRINGS THE HEAT, JACKSON SHUTS THE F**K UP THE HATERS**

• 9/25/2024

  **FUCKING EL CLÁSICO IS COMING: OCT. 26TH**