Bayern Munich

• 10/9/2024

  **FUCKING STARS OF THE SHOW: Mbeumo, Boniface, and Marmoush Steal the Damn Spotlight!**

• 10/8/2024

  **FUCKING TRANSFER RUMORS** **EUROPEAN POWERHOUSES CIRCLE LEVERKUSEN’S TAH LIKE VULTURES**

• 10/8/2024

  **F**king Hell, Let’s Rank the Champions League’s Best: Real Madrid, Arsenal, and the Rest

• 10/8/2024

  **FUCKING MIND-BLOWING CHAMPIONS LEAGUE STATS: LEWANDOWSKI LEVELS WITH MESSI, SURPASSES RONALDO; BARCELONA MATCHES BAYERN’S RECORD**

• 10/7/2024

  **ALONSO UNLOADS ON LEVERKUSEN: “STOP BEING SO F**KING COMPLACENT!”**

• 10/7/2024

  **FUCKING FOOTBALL FOR THE WIN**

• 10/6/2024

  **KANE PLAYS ON DESPITE NIGGLING INJURY AS VILLA TAKES ON BAYERN**

• 10/6/2024

  **Villa’s Fucking Champions League Debut at Home is Going to be Lit**

• 10/6/2024

  **FUCKING FOOTBALL FOR THE WIN**

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  10/5/2024

  **REAL F**KING MADRID TAKES ON LILLE IN CHAMPIONS LEAGUE ACTION**

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  10/5/2024

  **Kane Puts Fucking Money into Oat Business, Who Knew?**

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  10/5/2024

  **Villa’s Watkins Gunning for Kane’s Fucking England Throne**

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  10/4/2024

  **FUCKING EAR-SHATTERING NOISE AT VILLA PARK LEAVES ME REELING, SAYS EMi AFTER BAYERN WIN**

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  10/4/2024

  **FUCKING GOALIE CRISIS: Germany Calls Up 3 Rookies Amid Emergency**

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  10/3/2024

  **BAYERN MUNICH WANTS ALISSON TO REPLACE NEUER, AND WE’RE FUCKING HYPED**

• 10/2/2024

  **FUCKING FOOTBALL FOR THE WIN**

• 10/2/2024

  **KANE’S ANKLE BLOW: KOMPANY PRAYS IT’S NOT FUCKING SERIOUS**

• 10/2/2024

  **FUCKING FOOTBALL ROUNDUP** Palmer’s Goal Bonanza, Man U & Barca’s Epic Fails, Juve’s Shutout: The Numbers

• 10/1/2024

  **FUCKING HIGHLIGHT REEL** Clinton Tears it Up for Man U, Chelsea Drops 7 Goals Like a Boss

• 9/26/2024

  **FUCKING SHOCKER: San Siro Loses 2027 Champions League Final Hosting Gig**