Baseball

• 9/27/2024

  **FUCKING FAREWELL: Schumaker Goes Out with Class**

• 9/27/2024

  **Tellez Screwed Out of $200k Bonus, Gets Axed by Pirates with 6 Games Left**

• 9/27/2024

  **”Holy Hell, It’s Been a Wild Ride: Marriage, Divorce, Kids, and Still No Damn Championship”**

• 9/27/2024

  **F**king Scumbag Catches HR Ball, Kicks Kid in Mets Gear, and Tosses it Back

• 9/27/2024

  **FUCKING RED SOX YANK DOCUMENTARY SERIES AFTER AUGUST SLUMP**

• 9/27/2024

  **”O’s Lock in Postseason Spot, Finally Fucking Relax”**

• 9/27/2024

  **STERLING’S BACK, YOU F**KING BEAUTY!** Yankees’ Radio Booth Welcomes the Return of the Legendary Voice

• 9/26/2024

  **F**kin’ Hell, White Sox Swipe Ron Marinaccio Off Waivers!

• 9/26/2024

  **HOLY SH*T, LUISANGEL ACUNA’S MLB DEBUT WAS INSANE!**

• 9/26/2024

  **”Get Your Fucking Priorities Straight, MLB: Let Minor Leaguers Catch Historic HRs Already!”**

• 9/26/2024

  **SCUMBAG ALERT!** “Twins 2024 6th Round Pick Gets Axed for Tanking Games by Spilling Pitch Secrets to Opponents”

• 9/26/2024

  **FUCKING TRAGEDY: My Epic First Pitch Run Comes to an End**

• 9/25/2024

  **Fuck Proposals at Sporting Events, Especially When the Home Team Sucks Ass**

• 9/25/2024

  **F**king Football Frenzy: Spice Adams Drops By, NFL Week 3 Predictions, Shohei’s 50/50 Shot, Rodgers’ Return, and the Biggest Fyre Festival Fail of the Week

• 9/25/2024

  **HOLY F**KING S**T: Ohtani Makes History as First 50/50 Player with Insane 6-Hit, 3-HR, 10-RBI Game**

• 9/25/2024

  **FUCKING MIRACLE: CLEVELAND SOMEHOW MANAGES TO BEAT JACKSONVILLE DESPITE BEST EFFORTS TO BLOW IT**

• 9/25/2024

  **Oakland A’s Owner Admits Defeat: “We Fucking Blew It”**

• 9/24/2024

  **F**K THE DOUBTERS: GUARDIANS PROVED YOU WRONG

• 9/24/2024

  **Yankees’ Bullpen Takes a Hit: Jake Cousins Hits 15-Day IL with Pec Injury**

• 9/23/2024

  **FUCKING LEGEND HANGS UP HIS MASK: LARRY VANOVER CALLS IT A CAREER AFTER 30+ YEARS OF KICKING ASS BEHIND THE PLATE**