American soccer players

• 9/24/2024

  **Deion Sanders Jr. Claims to Have Damning Footage of Coaches Talking Sh*t, Refuses to Spill the Tea**

• 9/24/2024

  **FUCKING UNBELIEVABLE!** Chilean Thief Steals Ball, Scores as Bolivian Goalie Goes Down with Ruptured Achilles, Sparks Ugly Scene Over Bullshit “Fair Play”

• 9/23/2024

  **FUCKING SHOCKER: Cole Palmer Bails on England National Team**

• 9/23/2024

  **FUCKING ELECTRIC DEBUT: Quinshon Judkins Goes Off Because He’s Finally Playing in Front of a REAL Crowd**

• 9/23/2024

  **Eagles Players Warn Families: Avoid Fucking Brazil, It’s a War Zone!**

• 9/23/2024

  **HOLY F**KING SH*T! SAN MARINO WINS FOR FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS, ENDS 140-MATCH LOSING STREAK!**