American Soccer Federation

• 10/7/2024

  **MORATA FLIPS OUT ON MAYOR FOR EXPOSING HIS PERSONAL SHIT**

• 10/6/2024

  **LA’S ANGEL CITY GETS SLAMMED: 3 POINTS GONE, FINED FOR CHEATING THE CAP**

• 10/6/2024

  **FIFA Probes Israel’s Racist Bullshit**

• 10/6/2024

  **F**K THE WAIT, POGBA’S DOPING BAN SLASHED TO 18 MONTHS!

• 10/6/2024

  **FUCKING IDIOT APOLOGIZES FOR NEARLY BLOWING UP PRESS BOX WITH FIRECRACKER**

• 10/6/2024

  **FIFA’s Transfer Bullshit Ruled Illegal by EU Courts**

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  10/5/2024

  **Soccer Player Angel Torres to Stand Trial After Denying Rape Allegations**

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  10/5/2024

  **Ratcliffe Gives Zero F**ks About Ten Hag’s Job Security**

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  10/5/2024

  **Kane Puts Fucking Money into Oat Business, Who Knew?**

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  10/4/2024

  **FUCKING HARRY KANE DITCHES SPURS, TRAINS WITH BAYERN MUNICH INSTEAD OF PREPARING FOR ASTON VILLA MATCH**

• 10/2/2024

  **FUCKING UNSTOPPABLE: Ronaldo Saves the Damn Day (Again)**

• 10/1/2024

  **FUCK THE RUMORS: De Jong’s Salary and Surgery Drama is BS**

• 9/30/2024

  **NEWCASTLE FC CEO DARREN EALES BAILS AFTER CANCER BOMB DROPS**

• 9/30/2024

  **FUCKING IDIOT ALERT!** Former Arsenal Goalie Jens Lehmann Slapped with Fine for Chainsaw Shenanigans

• 9/29/2024

  **F**king Hell, Neymar Throws Weight Behind Saudi Arabia’s Bullshit 2034 World Cup Bid

• 9/29/2024

  **FUCKING SERGIO ROMERO GETS THE BOOT FROM BOCA AFTER FAN CLASH!**

• 9/28/2024

  **POCHETTINO TAKES THE HELM: F**KING READY TO RUMBLE IN ST. LOUIS!**

• 9/27/2024

  **F**king Hell! PSG Unleashes Dope New Kit Inspired by French Icon Edith Piaf