Alternative Sports

• 10/1/2024

  **Tatum’s Got His Eyes on the Prize: “I’m Fucking Chasing the GOAT”**

• 9/29/2024

  **No Fucking Experience? No Problem!** **Get Hired Without a Resume Full of Bullshit**

• 9/28/2024

  **F**king Unreal: Trae Young Thinks He’d Be Unstoppable at 6’8″

• 9/27/2024

  **F** **ING INJURY ALERT** Matt Boldy’s Lower Body Injury Might F**k Up His Season Debut

• 9/27/2024

  **JMU ANNIHILATES UNC, COACH BROWN THREATENS TO ABANDON SHIP**

• 9/27/2024

  **This Motherf**ker Will Levis Is The Most Electrifying Dude On The Gridiron**

• 9/27/2024

  **F**king Power Moves: Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce Crushed More Goals This Weekend Than You’ll Achieve All Year

• 9/26/2024

  **F**king Genius: The Ultimate Calendar Blueprint

• 9/25/2024

  **Fuck Proposals at Sporting Events, Especially When the Home Team Sucks Ass**

• 9/23/2024

  **FUCKING FANATICISM: LOSING TEAMS EQUALS BATSHIT CHALLENGES**