All-Star performance

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  10/6/2024

  **Ryan Fucking Papenhuyzen Keeps His Shit Together in Grand Final Showdown**

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  10/5/2024

  **Cubs Screw Up: $40M Down the Drain?**

• 10/3/2024

  **”Get Ready for a Bloody Good Fight: The Brutal Truth About Rugby”**

• 10/3/2024

  **TYREEK HILL SAYS FUCK IT, JOINS DOLPHINS AMID CLUSTERFUCK SEASON**

• 10/2/2024

  **FUCKING ALARM BELLS: Performance-Enhancing Pills May Be Cooking Athletes from the Inside Out**

• 10/1/2024

  **CHHETRI’S ON FUCKING FIRE: 64 GOALS AND COUNTING!**

• 9/29/2024

  **Taylor Swift’s Toxic Grip: She’s Fucking Ruined Travis Kelce**

• 9/28/2024

  **F**king Unreal: Trae Young Thinks He’d Be Unstoppable at 6’8″

• 9/27/2024

  **FUCKING FAREWELL: Schumaker Goes Out with Class**

• 9/27/2024

  **”QB Whiner: Jermaine Johnson Rips Will Levis, Then Apologizes for Choking Against 49ers”**

• 9/27/2024

  **KENDRICK F**KING LAMAR IS TAKING OVER THE SUPER BOWL HALFTIME SHOW THIS YEAR**

• 9/27/2024

  **FUCK THE EXPECTATIONS, DEMBÉLÉ’S GOT THIS**

• 9/26/2024

  **F**king Finally! We’ve ID’d the Raiders Traitor Who Sold Out for Cash

• 9/26/2024

  **F**king Sports Rankings That’ll Piss You Off: Top 124 Teams (2024)

• 9/25/2024

  **”PRICKLY PRIMER: Deion Sanders Clashes with Reporter Over F**king Weather Forecast”**

• 9/24/2024

  **Kimbrel Sucks: Philly Fans Called It**

• 9/24/2024

  **HOLY SH*T, 114 RUNNING BACKS OUTRUSH ENTIRE FSU SQUAD!**

• 9/23/2024

  **”I Fucking Lost My Way” – Diggs Opens Up About Leaving Buffalo After Stats Tanked**