AL Rookie of the Year

• 9/28/2024

  **TORONTO AND BROOKLYN UNITE TO IMMORTALIZE VC’S LEGACY, RETIRE THE DAMN 15 ALREADY!**

• 9/28/2024

  **WHAT THE ACTUAL F**K? CAITLIN CLARK SNUBBED FROM OFFICIAL WNBA PLAYOFFS GRAPHIC!

• 9/28/2024

  **CHICAGO GETS THEIR ASSES KICKED BY HOUSTON ON NATIONAL TV**

• 9/27/2024

  **PATS PREPPING MAYE FOR EARLY QB DEBUT: GET READY FOR THE F**KING SHOW**

• 9/27/2024

  **F**KING KARMAS A BITCH: YANKEES CALL UP TOP PROSPECT JASSON DOMINGUEZ DAYS AFTER HE WAS TOLD HE HAD NO PLACE TO PLAY

• 9/27/2024

  **FUCKING SHITSHOW: Senga’s Triceps Injury Ends His Regular Season Hopes**

• 9/26/2024

  **MURRAY TO HARRISON JR: TOUCHDOWN, BITCH!**

• 9/26/2024

  **Caitlin Clark’s Fucking Dominant Playoff Debut Crushes Viewership Records**

• 9/26/2024

  **Those F**king Raiders Tried to Ruin Harbaugh’s Debut with a Cheap Shot Brawl**

• 9/26/2024

  **Caitlin Fucking Clark: The WNBA Records You Need to Know**

• 9/26/2024

  **F**king Finally! Rome Odunze Scores, Gets First TD Ball from Caleb Williams

• 9/26/2024

  **F**uck the Past, Let’s Focus on the Future: Quinn Wants Daniels to Shine

• 9/25/2024

  **Kirk Cousins’ Dropbacks Reveal a Glaring Weakness: His Shitty Achilles Tendon Might Sink the Falcons**

• 9/25/2024

  **HOLY F**KING S**T! TRISTON CASAS GOES YARD THREE TIMES IN FIRST THREE AT-BATS!**

• 9/24/2024

  **MALIK NABERS GOES ABSOLUTE BEAST MODE WITH TWO INSANE GRABS ON TD DRIVE!**

• 9/24/2024

  **F**CKING COMMUNISTS HAVE A LONG WAY TO GO

• 9/23/2024

  **Yankees Are Freaking Clueless, Pass on Top Prospect for Mediocre Verdugo**