AL MVP

• 9/26/2024

  **HOLY SH*T, LUISANGEL ACUNA’S MLB DEBUT WAS INSANE!**

• 9/26/2024

  **EMBIID INKS MOTHERF**ING MASSIVE DEAL: 3 YEARS, $193M TO STAY IN PHILLY

• 9/26/2024

  **FUCK THE TWISTED HEADLINES** Kyler Murray Sick of Being Misquoted, Tired of Biased Coverage

• 9/26/2024

  **BS Detector Goes Off: QB Wins “Liar of the Year” for Claiming Unintentional Mahomes Impersonation**

• 9/26/2024

  **Tatum’s Fucked Up Priorities: Winning Over Whiny Assholes**

• 9/26/2024

  **Lamar Fucking Crushes It, Ravens Eat It Up**

• 9/25/2024

  **WILSON DOMINATES: UNANIMOUS WNBA MVP, BITCH!**

• 9/25/2024

  **WNBA PLAYOFFS 2024: THE BADDEST BITCHES IN THE GAME**

• 9/25/2024

  **MAYFIELD’S ON FIRE: LEADS BUCS TO 1-0 START, MVP HYPE IS REAL**

• 9/25/2024

  **FUCKING DOMINANT: Allen Lights Up Jags in Blowout Win**

• 9/24/2024

  BADASS BALLERS: THE WNBA’S FINEST MVPs

• 9/24/2024

  **IS A’JA WILSON’S DOMINANT AS HELL MVP SEASON THE WNBA’S ALL-TIME BEST?**

• 9/24/2024

  **The Fucking Disaster That Is the Panthers: A Team So Bad, Even Restaurants Are Roasting Them**

• 9/23/2024

  **A’ja Fucking Dominates: The Unstoppable Force in Women’s Hoops**

• 9/23/2024

  **RIPKEN JR. PULLS OFF MIRACLE, TURNS WATER INTO WINE IN THE DAMN SPLASH ZONE!**