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• 9/27/2024

  **Dumbass of the Week: Michigan Moron Exploits Kid to Troll Quinn Ewers with “Horns Down” Stunt**

• 9/26/2024

  **FUCKING UNBELIEVABLE: CJ Abrams Demoted to Minors After Getting Busted Gambling ‘Til 8am on Game Day**

• 9/26/2024

  **Kanye F**king Reigns: Country Singer Crushed by Twitter Mob for Daring to Diss Taylor Swift**

• 9/25/2024

  **SOX SUCK: WHITE SOX REPORT DEFEATS WITH A SIDE OF SARCASM**

• 9/25/2024

  **FUCKING WILD FAN PROMISES ANAL ABUSE IF K-STATE LOSES TO BYU**

• 9/24/2024

  **WHO THE F**K IS BEHIND AB’S TWITTER ACCOUNT?**

• 9/24/2024

  **Deion Sanders Jr. Claims to Have Damning Footage of Coaches Talking Sh*t, Refuses to Spill the Tea**

• 9/24/2024

  **F**cking Education: Can the Rizz Be Tamed?

• 9/24/2024

  **WATSON’S PATHETIC PERFORMANCE: DID HE MAKE A FAKE ACCOUNT TO DEFEND HIS SHITTY GAME?**

• 9/24/2024

  **JLo Unleashes Hell: The Mother of All Revenge Tours Has Arrived, Bitches!**

• 9/24/2024

  **FUCKING HELL!** SF 49ers WR Ricky Pearsall Got Shot in SF Robbery Attempt, Now in Serious But Stable Condition

• 9/23/2024

  **FUCKING DISASTER: Chick Goes Viral After Philly Player’s Epic Fail in Bed, Now She’s Swearing Off Sex and Selling Her Tickets**

• 9/23/2024

  **PATHETIC COWARD Deletes Twitter After FSU Loss**

• 9/23/2024

  **GET READY TO DAMN WELL TWERK**

• 9/23/2024

  **FUCKING FANATICISM: LOSING TEAMS EQUALS BATSHIT CHALLENGES**

• 9/23/2024

  **HOLY SH*T, THE COSTCO DUDES JUST CRASHED AEW ALL IN!**

• 9/23/2024

  **F**king Listen Up, Peasants!

• 9/23/2024

  **F**k It, Eating Crow Isn’t Rocket Science

• 9/23/2024

  **FUCKING EPIC SORORITY DANCE ROUTINE TAKES THE INTERNET BY STORM!**

• 9/23/2024

  **HOLY SH*T! CLEVELAND GUARDIANS’ HOT DOG ACCOUNT HAS BEEN SNEAKILY TWEETING TAYLOR SWIFT LYRICS FOR 11 F*CKING MONTHS AND NO ONE NOTICED!**