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• 9/24/2024

  **WATSON’S PATHETIC PERFORMANCE: DID HE MAKE A FAKE ACCOUNT TO DEFEND HIS SHITTY GAME?**

• 9/24/2024

  **JLo Unleashes Hell: The Mother of All Revenge Tours Has Arrived, Bitches!**

• 9/24/2024

  **FUCKING HELL!** SF 49ers WR Ricky Pearsall Got Shot in SF Robbery Attempt, Now in Serious But Stable Condition

• 9/23/2024

  **FUCKING DISASTER: Chick Goes Viral After Philly Player’s Epic Fail in Bed, Now She’s Swearing Off Sex and Selling Her Tickets**

• 9/23/2024

  **PATHETIC COWARD Deletes Twitter After FSU Loss**

• 9/23/2024

  **GET READY TO DAMN WELL TWERK**

• 9/23/2024

  **FUCKING FANATICISM: LOSING TEAMS EQUALS BATSHIT CHALLENGES**

• 9/23/2024

  **HOLY SH*T, THE COSTCO DUDES JUST CRASHED AEW ALL IN!**

• 9/23/2024

  **F**king Listen Up, Peasants!

• 9/23/2024

  **F**k It, Eating Crow Isn’t Rocket Science

• 9/23/2024

  **FUCKING EPIC SORORITY DANCE ROUTINE TAKES THE INTERNET BY STORM!**

• 9/23/2024

  **HOLY SH*T! CLEVELAND GUARDIANS’ HOT DOG ACCOUNT HAS BEEN SNEAKILY TWEETING TAYLOR SWIFT LYRICS FOR 11 F*CKING MONTHS AND NO ONE NOTICED!**

• 9/23/2024

  **FUCKING RIDICULOUS: 3-Year-Old Tale of USC QB’s Pillow Fart Debacle Makes a Stupid Comeback**

• 9/23/2024

  **What a Fucking Idiot: Dude Wants to Know If He Should Pay Year-Old Italian Speeding Ticket from Honeymoon**

• 9/23/2024

  **FUCK THE ODDS: Philly Beat Journos Defy Brazil’s Twitter Ban**

• 9/23/2024

  **F**king Epic: Rutgers’ Sick Metallica Nod Steals the Show in Week 4’s Top College Football Trolls