Retirement

• 10/8/2024

  **Gigi Marvin Hangs Up Her Skates, Fucking Stoked for Pro Hockey Legacy**

• 10/6/2024

  **FUCKING LEGEND HANGS UP HER BOOTS: Aussie Football Icon Calls It a Day**

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  10/4/2024

  **FUCKING LEGEND DEPARTS: Blackmon Takes Final Bow in Rockies’ Finale**

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  10/3/2024

  **FUCKING SHOCKER: Daniher Hangs Up His Boots, Calls It Quits on AFL Career**

• 10/3/2024

  **SINCLAIR CALLS IT A CAREER: LEGEND PLAYS ON TILL SEASON’S END, THEN FUCKING PEACE OUT**

• 10/3/2024

  **F**ckin’ Baseball: The Unfiltered Truth

• 10/3/2024

  **FUCKING SHOCKER: German Football Star Alexandra Popp Hangs Up Her Boots for Good**

• 10/1/2024

  **F**CKING SHOCKER: GRIEZMANN HANGS UP HIS BLEU, BASTILLE DAY JUST GOT A WHOLE LOT LESS INTERESTING

• 9/30/2024

  **ROSE’S RIDICULOUS MOVE: FORMER NBA STAR TAKES OUT FULL-PAGE AD TO CELEBRATE PATHETIC 16-GAME STINT WITH CLEVELAND**

• 9/30/2024

  **FUCKING SHOCKER: Varane Hangs Up His Boots, Calls It Quits**

• 9/27/2024

  **BLACKMON HANGS UP HIS CLEATS, SAYS “F**K IT, I’M DONE”**

• 9/26/2024

  **BLACKMON CALLING IT QUITS: Rockies Legend Hangs Up Cleats After This Fucking Season**

• 9/23/2024

  **FUCKING LEGEND HANGS UP HIS MASK: LARRY VANOVER CALLS IT A CAREER AFTER 30+ YEARS OF KICKING ASS BEHIND THE PLATE**