Records

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  10/4/2024

  **Goff Goes Goddamn Perfect, Lions Crush It**

• 10/3/2024

  **F**ck Yeah, It’s Football Season!

• 10/2/2024

  **Hockey’s Holy Fucking Grail: The Pursuit of Lord Stanley’s Cup**

• 10/1/2024

  **KICK RETURN KINGS: THE MOTHERF**KING LONGEST ONES IN NFL HISTORY**

• 9/30/2024

  **F**cking Baseball Is Back, You Pussies!

• 9/30/2024

  **”F**k the Haters, It’s Football Season!”**

• 9/27/2024

  **FUCKING UNSTOPPABLE: Ohtani’s Quest for 50 Dingers and Swiped Bags**

• 9/27/2024

  **Swoopes Can Suck It: Clark’s on Fire, Breaking Records Like a Fucking Boss**

• 9/27/2024

  **Yeo on Brink of Fucking Immortality in Prelim Showdown**

• 9/24/2024

  **ELLY DE LA CRUZ IS A F**KING BEAST: YOUNGEST PLAYER TO GO 25/60!**

• 9/23/2024

  **KICKING ASS: The Longest Fucking Field Goals in NFL History**