Player Profiles

• 10/3/2024

  **Rashee Rice: Fucking Unstoppable**

• 10/2/2024

  **”F**k Atlanta: Cam Jordan Leads the Charge Against Our Arch-Nemesis”**

• 9/28/2024

  **FUCKING UNREAL: JUAN SOTO’S HISTORIC RISE TO 200 CAREER HOMERS BEFORE 26**

• 9/28/2024

  **Shaq’s Bullshit Take: Wembanyama Can’t Dominate Because He’s a Sniper**