Player Contracts

• 10/12/2024

  **BOSTON BRUINS LOCK DOWN THEIR FUTURE IN NET: SWAYMAN INKS 8-YEAR, $66M DEAL**

• 10/11/2024

  **F**ucking Basketball: The Unfiltered Lowdown

• 10/11/2024

  **Hockey’s Holy Fucking Grail: The Pursuit of Lord Stanley’s Cup**

• 10/11/2024

  **FUCK THE RANGERS!****Shesterkin Tells Them to Shove It, Rejects Contract Offer**

• 10/10/2024

  **WATERMAN LOCKED IN: Eagles Star Commits to West Coast Until 2029, Fucking Hell Yeah!**

• 10/6/2024

  **HAWKS LOCK IN COACH SAM MITCHELL THROUGH 2027, FUCK THE HATERS**

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  10/5/2024

  **”F**k Leaving Boston: Swayman Wants to Stay a Bruin Forever”

• 10/3/2024

  **Mann Secures Bag: Clips Lock Up Terance with 3-Year, $47M Deal**

• 10/3/2024

  **WILD GET READY TO LOCK DOWN KAPRIZOV FOR THE LONG HAUL, FINALLY!**

• 10/2/2024

  **FUCKING RIDICULOUS: Swayman’s Camp Calls Out Bruins for Lying About $64M Offer**

• 9/28/2024

  **KNICKS’ ROBINSON TO MISS SEASON OPENER, GODDAMN IT!**

• 9/28/2024

  **BEN SIMMONS’ BULLSH*T PROMISES ARE BACK: WILL HE FINALLY PUT UP OR SHUT UP?**

• 9/28/2024

  **AVALANCHE LOCK DOWN LOGAN O’CONNOR WITH 6-YEAR DEAL, FUCK YEAH!**

• 9/26/2024

  **F**cking Peanuts: $800K Ain’t Worth Selling Your Soul to the Jets

• 9/23/2024

  **CHASE WANTS TO ANNIHILATE JJ: NO INTEREST IN BEATING HIS CONTRACT, ONLY HIS ASS**

• 9/23/2024

  **Leon Draisaitl Gets Fucking Paid: 8 Years, $112M from Oilers**