Opinion

• 10/2/2024

  **WNBA’s Fucked Up Playoff System Needs a Serious Overhaul**

• 10/2/2024

  **PADRES PULL OFF MIND-BLOWING WALK-OFF TRIPLE PLAY TO CLINCH PLAYOFF SPOT, SHUT DOWN DODGERS IN EPIC FASHION!**

• 10/2/2024

  **Ellen’s New Comedy Special: A Fucking Therapy Sesh**

• 10/1/2024

  **COMMANDERS DOMINATE IN ARIZONA, DANIELS GOES BALLISTIC!**

• 10/1/2024

  **Fuck the Haters: Arsenal Should Own Being the Bad Guys**

• 10/1/2024

  **WATSON ADMITS TO BEING A F**KING IDIOT ON 4TH-AND-1**

• 10/1/2024

  **HOLY SH*T, ROOKIE QB JAYDEN DANIELS IS ON FIRE! WINS NFC PLAYER OF THE WEEK IN JUST HIS THIRD START**

• 10/1/2024

  **SHUT THE HELL UP AND WATCH THIS: THIBS CAN’T CONTAIN HIS JOY OVER KAT, TRADE HATERS CAN SUCK IT**

• 10/1/2024

  **SHUT THE HELL UP ALREADY!** Stop Asking Stupid Questions About Ja’Marr Chase’s Damn Skin Care Routine

• 9/30/2024

  **F**KING SEPTEMBER IN REVIEW: COLLEGE FOOTBALL’S WILD RIDE

• 9/29/2024

  **Khan’s Bullshit Boast: Jags Still Winless After Owner’s “Best Team Ever” Claim**

• 9/29/2024

  **Tatum and Celtics Still Fucking with National Media’s Heads**

• 9/28/2024

  **NO ONE’S SHAKING IN THEIR BOOTS OVER THE CELTICS, AND KENDRICK PERKINS NEEDS TO CALM THE F**K DOWN**

• 9/28/2024

  **FUCKING RIDICULOUS: Amtrak Offers 48-Hour Chicago to Miami Trip, Because Who Needs Speed?**

• 9/28/2024

  **”Daniels Gets First Hater, Bengals D-Bag Says He Sucks”**

• 9/28/2024

  **Bengals in Shambles: Burrow-Taylor Secrets & Fan Freakouts**

• 9/28/2024

  **WHAT THE ACTUAL F**K? CAITLIN CLARK SNUBBED FROM OFFICIAL WNBA PLAYOFFS GRAPHIC!

• 9/28/2024

  **F**king Joke: NFL Fines Derek Carr $14,000 for MJ Dance, Hypocrites!

• 9/28/2024

  **F**K THE NFL’S INTERNATIONAL EXPERIMENT!

• 9/28/2024

  **WHAT IN THE ACTUAL HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU, COACH?! LOSING YOUR KICKER MID-GAME SHOULD BE A F**KING CRIME!**