MLB

• 9/26/2024

  **RILEY’S SEASON IS FUCKED: Braves Shut Him Down with Broken Hand**

• 9/26/2024

  **KENLEY JANSEN’S SEASON IS FUCKED: Sox Closer Hits IL**

• 9/26/2024

  **Get Your Damn Lineup in Order: Play Rodriguez, Birdsong Today**

• 9/26/2024

  **FUCKING GET MON TAS ON YOUR FANTASY TEAM TODAY**

• 9/26/2024

  **TONIGHT’S THE F**KING SHOWDOWN: SKUBAL PUTS IT ALL ON THE LINE**

• 9/26/2024

  **Vogt Loses His F***ing Mind After Insane Comeback Win**

• 9/26/2024

  **SD F**KING PADRES SEAL PLAYOFF BERTH WITH WALK-OFF TRIPLE PLAY!**

• 9/26/2024

  **Pirates Screw Rowdy Tellez Out of His Fucking Bonus**

• 9/26/2024

  **DEVERS DODGES BULLET: NO SURGERY NEEDED, READY TO RAKE IN SPRING**

• 9/25/2024

  **ROOKIE SEASON GOES UP IN FLAMES: Julian Aguiar Hits IL, Done for the Year**

• 9/25/2024

  **GIANTS BRING BACK MATT CHAPMAN FROM DIAPER DUTY**

• 9/25/2024

  **”Get Ready to Fucking Win: Cody Bradford’s Texas-Sized Breakout”**

• 9/25/2024

  **FUCKING MUST-SEE GAMES: LAST CHANCE TO CATCH THE 2024 MLB REGULAR SEASON FINALE**

• 9/25/2024

  **SOX SUCK: WHITE SOX REPORT DEFEATS WITH A SIDE OF SARCASM**

• 9/25/2024

  **F**KING LEGEND ALERT! 90-Year Old Bob Uecker Loses His Damn Mind (and Bladder) in the Middle of a Wild Clubhouse Celebration

• 9/25/2024

  **What in the Holy Hell Was Victor Robles Thinking?!**

• 9/25/2024

  **HOLY F**KING S**T! TRISTON CASAS GOES YARD THREE TIMES IN FIRST THREE AT-BATS!**

• 9/24/2024

  **The Most Epic Fails in Baseball History: The Crap Teams That Tanked**

• 9/24/2024

  **CUBS SWIPE ENOLI PAREDES FROM BREWERS, BOLSTER BULLPEN WITH FORMER PROSPECT**

• 9/24/2024

  **Yankees’ Bullpen Takes a Hit: Jake Cousins Hits 15-Day IL with Pec Injury**