International Soccer

• 10/23/2024

  Tyler Adams Set to Return for Bournemouth’s Clash with Arsenal

• 10/19/2024

  Aguirre Hails Jiménez as Mexico’s Leader

• 10/18/2024

  Messi Scores Hat Trick, Hints at Retirement

• 10/8/2024

  **F**king Disaster: Balogun, Cardoso, and Weah Out for USMNT Friendlies

• 10/7/2024

  **FUCKING FINALLY!** **US Women’s Soccer Takes on Netherlands in December, Following England Showdown**

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  10/4/2024

  **FUCKING BREAKING: Mbappé Sits Out for France to Fix His Damn Thigh**

• 10/1/2024

  **FUCKING FOOTBALL: THE BEAUTIFUL GAME**

• 9/28/2024

  **FOOTBALL ROUNDUP**
  Arsenal’s Shady Win, Ter Stegen’s Freak Injury, and More Bullshit

• 9/28/2024

  **FUCKING NIGHTMARE: Ter Stegen Sidelined for Months with Knee Injury**

• 9/27/2024

  **FUCKING MLS RANKINGS: GALAXY ON THE RISE, CARRASQUILLA SPARKS HOUSTON**

• 9/27/2024

  **F**CKING YES! AMERICAN SOCCER STARS DOMINATE IN EUROPE!

• 9/27/2024

  **FUCK THE EXPECTATIONS, DEMBÉLÉ’S GOT THIS**

• 9/26/2024

  **HOLY SH*T, MIEDEMA PUTS ON A CLINIC AS ARSENAL & CITY BLOW IT IN THRILLING DRAW**

• 9/26/2024

  **F**king Hell, It’s City vs. Arsenal: Injuries, Stats, and All That Jazz

• 9/25/2024

  **Pulisic Unleashes Hell on Serie A, Silencing Haters and Proving He’s the F**king Real Deal**

• 9/25/2024

  **HOLY FUCKING SHIT!** **HAALAND HITS 100 GOALS FOR MAN CITY, MATCHES RONALDO’S RECORD!**

• 9/25/2024

  **RODRI’S SEASON IS FUCKED: Man City Star Tears ACL, Done for the Year**

• 9/25/2024

  **FUCKING EMBARRASSMENT: US Soccer Implodes, Loses to Canada at Home for Only Second Time in History**