Injuries

• 9/24/2024

  **FUCKING SHITTY NEWS: Louisville WR Jadon Thompson Done for the Year with Torn Knee**

• 9/24/2024

  **FUCKING CRISIS MODE: Barca Scrambling to Sign New Goalie After Ter Stegen Goes Down**

• 9/24/2024

  **Packers’ Season on Brink: Willis Must Hold Shit Together Until Rodgers Returns**

• 9/24/2024

  **GARRETT’S FREAKIN’ FEET ARE SCREWED, GETS MRI**

• 9/23/2024

  **WEEK 3 FANTASY FOOTBALL INACTIVES: WHO’S FUCKED AND WHO’S GOOD TO GO**

• 9/23/2024

  **HERBERT LIMPS OFF IN DEFEAT, FUTURE LOOKS FUCKED WITH ANKLE WOE**

• 9/23/2024

  **F**king Disaster: Seahawks Lose George Fant to IR

• 9/23/2024

  **PACKERS’ SEASON ALREADY ON LIFE SUPPORT AFTER LOVE’S KNEE SCREWUP**

• 9/23/2024

  **FUCKING SHITTY NEWS**: Angel Reese Sidelines Herself for the Rest of the Season Due to Wrist Injury

• 9/23/2024

  **HARPER GETS DRILLED: Foul Pitch to Elbow Forces Early Exit**

• 9/23/2024

  **F**ing Bullet Dodged: Love’s Knee Injury Not as Bad as Feared, Out 3-6 Weeks with MCL Sprain

• 9/23/2024

  **SHAPEN’S SEASON GOES TO SHIT: QB OUT WITH SHOULDER INJURY**

• 9/22/2024

  **Devers F**king **Down: Sox Slugger Hits IL with Shoulder Issues**