Hockey

• 9/28/2024

  **HOLY SH*T, 52-YEAR-OLD JAGR IS STILL DOMINATING HOCKEY!**

• 9/28/2024

  **LUONGO GOES FULL MERCENARY: NHL LEGEND JOINS RAGTAG BEER LEAGUE SQUAD TO TAKE DOWN 5-TIME CHAMPIONS IN EPIC UPSET**

• 9/28/2024

  **FUCKING FAMILY AFFAIR: SKYLER BRIND’AMOUR TAKES THE ICE WITH DAD ROD BEHIND THE BENCH**

• 9/28/2024

  **AVALANCHE LOCK DOWN LOGAN O’CONNOR WITH 6-YEAR DEAL, FUCK YEAH!**

• 9/27/2024

  **F** **ING INJURY ALERT** Matt Boldy’s Lower Body Injury Might F**k Up His Season Debut

• 9/27/2024

  **FUCKING FINALLY! TEEN SENSATION NETS FIRST GOAL OF THE SEASON IN CZECH LEAGUE**

• 9/27/2024

  **HOLY SH*T, THE CHICLETS CUP GOES INTERNATIONAL! WILL BIZ FINALLY GET HIS DAMN TROPHY IN CANADA?**

• 9/27/2024

  **HOLY SH*T, THE CAPS’ BLACK JERSEYS ARE BACK AND THEY’RE F*CKING FIRE!**

• 9/27/2024

  **FUCKING LEGEND ALERT!** Pat Verbeek, Hartford Whalers Icon & Anaheim Ducks GM, Drops By

• 9/26/2024

  **F**cking Get Your Sh*t Together: Lehner’s Last Chance

• 9/26/2024

  **FUCKING REGRESSION ALERT: NHL PLAYERS DUE FOR A FALL FROM GRACE**

• 9/26/2024

  **Metro Division Breakdown: The Fucking Truth**

• 9/25/2024

  **Jets Lock Down Cole Perfetti with 2-Year, $6.5M Fucking Deal**

• 9/25/2024

  **F**cking Awesome 2024-25 Fantasy Hockey Draft Guide: Rankings, Picks, and More Bullshit You Need to Win

• 9/25/2024

  **F**king Essential Fantasy Hockey Guide 2024-25

• 9/24/2024

  **F**cking Hockey Experts Weigh In: Pacific Division Preview & Predictions

• 9/24/2024

  **HOLY SH*T, MEET MATVEI MICHKOV – THE FUTURE OF HOCKEY HAS ARRIVED**

• 9/23/2024

  **Caufield Ditches Old Number, Goes with 13 to Honor Fucking Idol Gaudreau**