Health

• 9/27/2024

  **Don’t Be a Fucking Idiot in Public: Basic Human Decency 101**

• 9/27/2024

  **F**king Nightmare: Dude Loses Dick in Bike Crash, Gets Infected, and Has to Get It Chopped Off – But Claims It’s Actually Boosted His F**king Sex Life

• 9/27/2024

  **LINDOR OUT, BUT NOT FOR LONG: METS’ STAR SHORTSTOP EXPECTED BACK WEDNESDAY**

• 9/26/2024

  **F**UCKING BRUTAL: LAX PLAYERS SENT TO HOSPITAL AFTER NAVY SEAL WORKOUT FROM HELL

• 9/26/2024

  **F**KING DAVE PORTNOY SCOOPS UP DAN BERNSTEIN’S NEW SHOW IN SILENT AUCTION BID

• 9/26/2024

  **KP Says He’ll Be Back to Fucking Beast Mode After Surgery**

• 9/26/2024

  **HOLY F**KING SH*T: THE MOST REPULSIVE CUT IN UFC HISTORY**

• 9/25/2024

  **F**king Hell: Huskers’ Coach Hoiberg Needs Pacemaker Reboot

• 9/25/2024

  **Kelce Unleashes Hell on Unsuspecting Fan with Brutal Chest Bump**

• 9/25/2024

  **RYBAKINA’S F**KING INJURY FORCES HER TO SIT OUT, BUT SHE’S GOT HER EYES ON THE PRIZE**

• 9/24/2024

  **SEASON OVER FOR SCHERZER: Rangers Slam Door on Ace’s Year with IL Stint**

• 9/24/2024

  **F**KING AWESOME: FLYERS BRING IN JOHNNY GAUDREAU’S OLD MAN TO RUN PRACTICE

• 9/24/2024

  **F**king Hell, Tyson’s Down but Not Out: Vows to Take on Paul Despite Health Issues

• 9/24/2024

  **How Long Till You’re Shitting Straight Corn?**

• 9/24/2024

  **SELENA GOMEZ DROPS BOMB: KIDS ARE OFF THE TABLE, FOLKS!**

• 9/24/2024

  **F**cking Protect Our Players’ Heads Already!

• 9/24/2024

  **FUCKING HELL!** SF 49ers WR Ricky Pearsall Got Shot in SF Robbery Attempt, Now in Serious But Stable Condition

• 9/23/2024

  **FUCKING MIND-BLOWING NEWS!** Connor Stalions Takes the Reins as New Head Coach at Detroit Mumford High School After Predecessor’s Health Scare

• 9/23/2024

  **HOLY SH*T! JMU QB ALONZA BARNETT III ALMOST DIES ON THE FIELD!!!**

• 9/23/2024

  **NO PHONES ALLOWED: NYC CLUB TAKES A BOLD STAND AGAINST SOCIAL MEDIA WHORES AND I’M FUCKING HERE FOR IT**