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• 10/10/2024

  **FUCKING TRAGEDY: 29-YEAR-OLD SKIING PRODIGY NIELS HINTERMANN GETS DEVASTATING CANCER DIAGNOSIS**

• 10/9/2024

  **MUSGROVE’S SEASON IS FUCKED: PADS PITCHER NEEDS TOMMY JOHN**

• 10/9/2024

  **FUCKING INJURY BLOW: Havertz Ruled Out of Germany Squad with Knee Issue**

• 10/8/2024

  **Vegas Golden Knights to Eat Robin Lehner’s Contract, No Cap Hit Attached**

• 10/7/2024

  **COLLEGE FOOTBALL: THE F**KING WEEKEND PREVIEW**

• 10/7/2024

  **TUA’S COMEBACK IS ON THE LINE, AND THE NFL CAN’T TOUCH IT, F**K ‘EM!**

• 10/6/2024

  **Rooker’s Season Goes to Hell: Slugger Undergoes Forearm Surgery**

• 10/6/2024

  **Hockey’s Holy Fucking Grail: The Pursuit of Lord Stanley’s Cup**

• 10/6/2024

  **Simmons Returns from Goddamn Tommy John Surgery, Ready to Wreck Shit**

• 10/6/2024

  **F**K THE WAIT, POGBA’S DOPING BAN SLASHED TO 18 MONTHS!

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  10/5/2024

  **DETROIT RED WINGS GOALIE JACK CAMPBELL CHECKS INTO REHAB, GETS REAL ABOUT HIS DEMONS**

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  10/5/2024

  **Mbappé Fucking Close to Full Fitness for UCL Showdown**

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  10/5/2024

  **Kane Puts Fucking Money into Oat Business, Who Knew?**

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  10/4/2024

  **NO SURGERY FOR CHAMPIONSHIP-WINNING MOTHERF**CKER LACHIE NEALE!

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  10/4/2024

  **FUCKING FISTS FLY**

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  10/4/2024

  **FUCKING HARRY KANE DITCHES SPURS, TRAINS WITH BAYERN MUNICH INSTEAD OF PREPARING FOR ASTON VILLA MATCH**

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  10/4/2024

  **Lonzo Ball’s Fucking Mission: Be Ready for Tip-Off**

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  10/4/2024

  **Detroit’s Ausar Thompson Benched for Now, No Contact Allowed in Drills, Dammit!**

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  10/4/2024

  **F**cking Football: The Beautiful Game

• 10/3/2024

  **WADA FIGHTS BACK: “F**K THE TECHNICALITY” – SEEKS TO SLAM SINNER WITH SUSPENSION**