Franchise Management

• 10/2/2024

  **TIME TO GET DIRTY, PHILLIES!****Thomson Needs to Stop Being a Pushover and Get Ruthless if He Wants a Championship**

• 10/2/2024

  **TWINS PLAYERS RALLY AROUND ROCCO AFTER EPIC IMPLOSION**

• 10/1/2024

  **FUCK YEAH, ROCCO’S COMING BACK!**Twins Manager Rocco Baldelli Locked In for 2025 Return

• 10/1/2024

  **Ten Hag’s Bullshit Excuses Are Over, Time to Deliver at Man United**

• 9/30/2024

  **F**ucking Baseball Is Back, You Pussies!

• 9/29/2024

  **FUCK THE HATERS: POSTECOGLOU DEFENDS TEN HAG FROM CRITICS**

• 9/29/2024

  **FUCKING PERSONAL EMERGENCY: Schumaker Bails on Marlins for Family Health Crisis**

• 9/27/2024

  **FUCKING FAREWELL: Schumaker Goes Out with Class**

• 9/27/2024

  **DUBS GOING ALL IN: GIANNIS AND JIMMY ON THE RADAR**

• 9/26/2024

  **”Get Your Ass to the Stadium, Already!”**

• 9/26/2024

  **BULLSH*T ALERT: Panthers Try to Spin Benching of Bryce Young as a “Timeout”**

• 9/25/2024

  **Sizemore in the Fucking Running for White Sox Manager Gig**

• 9/25/2024

  **JERRY JONES: OWNERSHIP SUCKS, BLAME ME FOR THIS SHITSHOW**

• 9/23/2024

  **FUCKING CHAOS IN ROME: CEO BAILS AFTER FAN UPRISING OVER DE ROSSI AXING**