Franchise Management

• 10/8/2024

  **UNITED’S PATHETIC DECLINE: FROM CHAMPIONS TO F**KING ALSO-RANS**

• 10/7/2024

  **Lijnders Breaks Free from Klopp’s Shadow, Ready to Fucking Dominate at Salzburg**

• 10/6/2024

  **F**k the Haters: Luis Enrique Stands by Benching Dembélé

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  10/5/2024

  **Cubs Screw Up: $40M Down the Drain?**

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  10/5/2024

  **FUCKING BASEBALL IS BACK, BABY!**

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  10/5/2024

  **Ratcliffe Gives Zero F**ks About Ten Hag’s Job Security**

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  10/5/2024

  **FUCK THE DOOMSDAY TALK, UNITED’S SEASON IS FINE**

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  10/4/2024

  **MAGUIRE GETS THE BOOT, BOUND FOR BRONCOS**

• 10/3/2024

  **Ten Hag Demands United Get Their Shit Together Against Porto**

• 10/3/2024

  **FUCKING ENGINEER EXODUS: Red Bull’s Got a Major Brain Drain Problem**

• 10/2/2024

  **FUCK THE WAIT, CHAIM BLOOM TAKES OVER CARDINALS IN 2026**

• 10/2/2024

  **TIME TO GET DIRTY, PHILLIES!** **Thomson Needs to Stop Being a Pushover and Get Ruthless if He Wants a Championship**

• 10/2/2024

  **TWINS PLAYERS RALLY AROUND ROCCO AFTER EPIC IMPLOSION**

• 10/1/2024

  **FUCK YEAH, ROCCO’S COMING BACK!** Twins Manager Rocco Baldelli Locked In for 2025 Return

• 10/1/2024

  **Ten Hag’s Bullshit Excuses Are Over, Time to Deliver at Man United**

• 9/30/2024

  **F**ucking Baseball Is Back, You Pussies!

• 9/29/2024

  **FUCK THE HATERS: POSTECOGLOU DEFENDS TEN HAG FROM CRITICS**

• 9/29/2024

  **FUCKING PERSONAL EMERGENCY: Schumaker Bails on Marlins for Family Health Crisis**

• 9/27/2024

  **FUCKING FAREWELL: Schumaker Goes Out with Class**

• 9/27/2024

  **DUBS GOING ALL IN: GIANNIS AND JIMMY ON THE RADAR**