Ethics

• 9/28/2024

  **FAIR Foul Play: Douchebag Wins Car by Using Port-A-Potty Turd to Psyche Out Rival**

• 9/27/2024

  **Tellez Screwed Out of $200k Bonus, Gets Axed by Pirates with 6 Games Left**

• 9/27/2024

  **FAMILY SACRIFICES: WHO’S THE REAL MVF?!**

• 9/27/2024

  **Meyer Wants Fucking Fortune to Coach Michigan: $25M/Year**

• 9/27/2024

  **F**KING WAR DECLARED ON DAN (DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT CALLING HIM THAT OTHER NAME)

• 9/27/2024

  **Dumbass of the Week: Michigan Moron Exploits Kid to Troll Quinn Ewers with “Horns Down” Stunt**

• 9/27/2024

  **FUCKING DESPERATE: Italian Soccer Boss Storms the Pitch to Block a Goal, Clueless About the Red Card**

• 9/24/2024

  **FUCKING UNBELIEVABLE!** Chilean Thief Steals Ball, Scores as Bolivian Goalie Goes Down with Ruptured Achilles, Sparks Ugly Scene Over Bullshit “Fair Play”

• 9/24/2024

  **F**cking Outrage: NYC’s Iconic Landmark Honors a Mass Murdering Piece of Sh*t

• 9/23/2024

  **What the Hell is Luda on?!**