Celebrity Influence

• 9/29/2024

  **Get Ready to Fucking Crush Your League**

• 9/29/2024

  **”F**k the Haters, It’s Football Season!”**

• 9/29/2024

  **LOVE BACK IN THE SADDLE: PACKERS QB EXPECTED TO RETURN VS. VIKINGS, THANK FUCKING CHRIST**

• 9/29/2024

  **SEAHAWKS GET WALKER BACK, BUT 4 DEFENSIVE PLAYERS SIT OUT VS. LIONS – FUCKING INJURY BUG BITES AGAIN!**

• 9/29/2024

  **F**KING FINALLY! Herbert Ready to Ball Out vs. Chiefs on Sunday

• 9/29/2024

  **NFL Suspends Derwin James Anyway, Despite Fucking Eyewitness Account**

• 9/29/2024

  **COACHING CAROUSEL BULLSH*T STARTS NOW: JAGUARS ON THE CLOCK FIRST**

• 9/29/2024

  **FUCKING PATHETIC: Browns’ Offense Stuck in Neutral Thanks to Shitty QB Play**

• 9/29/2024

  **QB Shitshow: Can Fields, Darnold, and Dalton Get Their Acts Together?**

• 9/29/2024

  **FUCKING DOMINANT: JOSH ALLEN LEADS BILLS TO 3-0 WITH NEAR-FLAWLESS PERFORMANCE AGAINST JAGUARS**

• 9/29/2024

  **FUCKING INJUSTICE: James Benched for Chiefs Game After NFL Upholds Bullshit Suspension**

• 9/29/2024

  **FUCKING HELL: Bengals’ Trent Brown Goes Down with Knee Injury**

• 9/29/2024

  **FUCKING OUCH!** 49ers DT Javon Hargrave Sidelined with Partially Torn Triceps

• 9/28/2024

  **FUCKING SHITTY NEWS:** **Lions’ DE Marcus Davenport Done for the Year with Triceps Injury**

• 9/28/2024

  **PACKERS D-FENSE UNLEASHES HELL: XAVIER McKINNEY’S 3 PICKS LEAD THE CHARGE!**

• 9/28/2024

  **FUCKING FANTASY FOOTBALL ALERT** **Week 4 WR/CB Matchups to Watch (or Get Fucking Destroyed By)**

• 9/28/2024

  **The NFL’s Dirty Little Secret: Their Fucking Games Are Unwatchable**

• 9/28/2024

  **F**KING NIGHTMARE: Lions Center Frank Ragnow Sidelined with Partially Torn Pec

• 9/28/2024

  **TRAVIS KELCE IS A TOTAL BUST, LOOKS LIKE A DEFEATED BITCH ON THE BENCH**

• 9/28/2024

  **WEEK 3 RECAP: DALTON’S BACK, VIKINGS ON FIRE, STAFFORD SAVES THE DAY (AND THE RAMS’ SEASON)**