Categories: Sports

• 9/27/2024

  **GET READY FOR TNF, YOU F**KING ANIMALS! NIKKI’S GOT A 3-LEG PARLAY THAT’LL MAKE YOUR WALLET EXPLODE!**

• 9/27/2024

  **PATS PREPPING MAYE FOR EARLY QB DEBUT: GET READY FOR THE F**KING SHOW**

• 9/27/2024

  **TREA TURNER IS FUCKING BACK AND READY TO DOMINATE OCTOBER**

• 9/27/2024

  **”Football Bros Unite: No F**king Drama Allowed”**

• 9/27/2024

  **Meyer Wants Fucking Fortune to Coach Michigan: $25M/Year**

• 9/27/2024

  **”QB Whiner: Jermaine Johnson Rips Will Levis, Then Apologizes for Choking Against 49ers”**

• 9/27/2024

  **R-TRUTH BRINGS THE HEAT WITH EPIC PLAY-BY-PLAY DURING SHANNON SHARPE’S WILD INSTA-LIVE MOMENT**

• 9/27/2024

  **FUCKING RIDICULOUS: Bengals Screw Fans Over, Charge $99 to Watch Away Game on a Damn Screen After Whiffing on Ja’Marr Chase Extension**

• 9/27/2024

  **FUCKING FOOTBALL TEAMS GO FULL RETARD IN PRACTICE**

• 9/27/2024

  **”Fuck It, Let the Legends Play: LT and Co. Can Whip Some Ass”**

• 9/27/2024

  **F**king Unbelievable: College Kid Wins Car in Game, Sleazy Dealership Tries to Screw Him Over

• 9/27/2024

  **PHILLIES UNLEASH HOLY HELL ON RAYS, LEAVING THEM CRYING LIKE A BRAT**

• 9/27/2024

  **Kelce’s Outfits Are Fucking Atrocious**

• 9/27/2024

  **F**cking Nightmare Alert: Dealing with My Toxic Stepdad When He Rolls Into Town

• 9/27/2024

  **Dumbass of the Week: Michigan Moron Exploits Kid to Troll Quinn Ewers with “Horns Down” Stunt**

• 9/27/2024

  **Wells Deserves Fucking Rookie of the Year Honors**

• 9/27/2024

  **”Get Fucked Up, Win Games: Rhule’s Recipe for Nebraska’s Resurgence”**

• 9/27/2024

  **FUCKING IMPLOSION IN BALTIMORE**

• 9/27/2024

  **Rodgers Fucking Delivers for the Jets: What We Learned**

• 9/27/2024

  **”49ers Screw Up: No Media Prep for Jordan Mason Amid CMC Chaos”**