Basketball

• 9/28/2024

  **VINCE CARTER FINALLY GETS HIS DAMN NUMBER RETIRED BY THE RAPTORS**

• 9/28/2024

  **Caitlin Clark: “Eye Poke Was an Accident, Fuck the Haters!”**

• 9/28/2024

  **KNICKS’ ROBINSON TO MISS SEASON OPENER, GODDAMN IT!**

• 9/28/2024

  **TORONTO AND BROOKLYN UNITE TO IMMORTALIZE VC’S LEGACY, RETIRE THE DAMN 15 ALREADY!**

• 9/28/2024

  **WHAT THE ACTUAL F**K? CAITLIN CLARK SNUBBED FROM OFFICIAL WNBA PLAYOFFS GRAPHIC!

• 9/28/2024

  **”F**k Being an Orlando Magic Fan, Says Tyrese Haliburton”**

• 9/28/2024

  **WILSON DOMINATES AS ACES BLOW PAST STORM IN GAME 1 ROUT**

• 9/28/2024

  **Shaq’s Bullshit Take: Wembanyama Can’t Dominate Because He’s a Sniper**

• 9/27/2024

  **Vandersloot Shatters Fucking Record, Liberty Steal Game 1**

• 9/27/2024

  **Swoopes Can Suck It: Clark’s on Fire, Breaking Records Like a Fucking Boss**

• 9/27/2024

  **HOLY SH*T, KINGS PULL OFF MIRACULOUS WIN IN PERTH, 102-94!**

• 9/27/2024

  **F**KING FINALLY! HEAT GIVE DWYANE WADE THE STATUE HE DESERVES

• 9/27/2024

  **Gobert’s Fucking Fury: Unleashing Hell on Draymond**

• 9/27/2024

  **GET READY FOR THE WNBA SEMIFINALS, BITCHES!** **LIBERTY TAKES ON ACES IN WHAT’S SHAPING UP TO BE A BLOODY BRAWL**

• 9/27/2024

  **MAGBEGOR OUT WITH CONCUSSION, FUCKING SHITTY TIMING FOR STORM**

• 9/27/2024

  **IONESCU UNLEASHES HOLY HELL ON DREAM, LIBERTY ADVANCES TO SEMIS**

• 9/27/2024

  **F**cking WNBA Offseason 2024: Your No-Bullshit Team-by-Team Guide

• 9/27/2024

  **COLLIER GOES OFF FOR 38, LYNX SHUT DOWN TAURASI AND CO.**

• 9/27/2024

  **THOMAS UNLEASHES HOLY HELL ON FEVER WITH TRIPLE-DOUBLE IN GAME 1 DOMINATION**

• 9/26/2024

  **GRIZZLIES CUT TIES WITH DERRICK ROSE, WAIVE POINT GUARD**