Athletes

• 9/28/2024

  **F**k the Hype: Ja’Marr Chase Needs to Shut Up

• 9/26/2024

  **HOLY SH*T, ARCH MANNING JUST OUTRAN THE FASTEST GUY IN THE NFL!**

• 9/26/2024

  **Watt’s Freakish Timing Leaves Refs Clueless, Forces Apology for Bullshit Flags**

• 9/25/2024

  **This Badass OL Deserves All the F***ing NIL Cash for Rocking a Waffle House Flag**

• 9/24/2024

  **CURRY RANKS OLYMPIC DAGGER AS ONE OF HIS ALL-TIME FILTHIEST SHOTS**

• 9/23/2024

  **”Buckeye Betrayal: Ex-OSU TE Claims Michigan Had Inside Info on Unseen Plays, You Fucking Knew!”**

• 9/23/2024

  **Pirates Ace Paul Skenes: Die-Hard Steelers Motherf**cker**

• 9/23/2024

  **BETRAYAL IS A MOTHERF**CKER: SEEING YOUR FORMER HERO SUIT UP FOR THE ENEMY IS PURE AGONY

• 9/23/2024

  **FUCK THE HYPE, RAMSEY TAKES THE TOP SPOT AS HIGHEST-PAID CB**

• 9/23/2024

  **Boobie Fucking Feaster: The Future Football Legend with a Hall of Fame Name**