Amateur Athletics

• 10/3/2024

  **Don’t Be a Fucking Chump: You Got Screwed, It’s Time to Bail**

• 10/2/2024

  **FUCKING UNSTOPPABLE: Ronaldo Saves the Damn Day (Again)**

• 10/2/2024

  **HOLY SH*T! ETHIOPIA’S MILKESA MENGESHA DOMINATES BERLIN MARATHON’S 50TH ANNIVERSARY EDITION!**

• 10/2/2024

  **Fucking Hell, Nigeria’s Got Talent! Odeyingbo and Ogunbowale Crush it in the NFL**

• 10/1/2024

  **Daniels’ Hot Start: 23 Scoring Drives, 19 Incompletions in 4 Games – The Fucking Real Deal**

• 10/1/2024

  TEENAGE BALLER RYAN WILLIAMS TROLLS THE COMPETITION

• 9/30/2024

  **HOLY SH*T! CHASE UNLEASHES 63-YARD TD BOMB**

• 9/29/2024

  **Kipyegon Crushes It at Historic All-Female Track Meet, Proves She’s Fucking Unstoppable**

• 9/28/2024

  **LUONGO GOES FULL MERCENARY: NHL LEGEND JOINS RAGTAG BEER LEAGUE SQUAD TO TAKE DOWN 5-TIME CHAMPIONS IN EPIC UPSET**

• 9/26/2024

  **Caitlin Clark’s Fucking Dominant Playoff Debut Crushes Viewership Records**

• 9/23/2024

  **NO RESPECT: Dangerfield Gets Off Scot-Free for Dirty Tackle on McCluggage**