Author: Nate

• 9/23/2024

  **FUCK SELLING CHAIRS THE HARD WAY!** **Ditch the hassle and get top dollar for your damn white wicker fan back chair!**

• 9/23/2024

  **F**king Finally! We Get the Lowdown on Why Hot Dogs and Buns Are Sold in Different Quantities – It’s All About the Damn Pans!

• 9/23/2024

  **FUCKING CLINICAL PERFECTION: Miller Moss and USC Pull Off a Goddamn Masterclass Game-Winner**

• 9/23/2024

  **NOTRE DAME IS A F**KING JOKE. TIME TO SHUT IT DOWN.**

• 9/23/2024

  **HOLY SH*T, 37-YEAR-OLD KRISTIN CAVALLARI IS GETTING LAID LIKE CRAZY BY 24-YEAR-OLD MARK ESTES!**

• 9/23/2024

  **PATHETIC COWARD Deletes Twitter After FSU Loss**

• 9/23/2024

  **F**k Off, Scooter: Middle-of-the-Night DMs Won’t Save Your BS

• 9/23/2024

  **GET READY TO DAMN WELL TWERK**

• 9/23/2024

  **”Jones’ Bullshit Beard Excuse Proves He’s Unreliable”**

• 9/23/2024

  **F**kin’ Get Ready for Dalton Kincaid to DOMINATE as the #1 Fantasy TE This Season!

• 9/23/2024

  **FUCKING ELECTRIC DEBUT: Quinshon Judkins Goes Off Because He’s Finally Playing in Front of a REAL Crowd**

• 9/23/2024

  **LeBron Called His Shot: “I Got You F**kers Figured Out” – Then Proved It**

• 9/23/2024

  **”Buckeye Betrayal: Ex-OSU TE Claims Michigan Had Inside Info on Unseen Plays, You Fucking Knew!”**

• 9/23/2024

  **T-Swift Brings the Fucking Heat (and Luck) to KC’s First W**

• 9/23/2024

  **HOLY SH*T! SAQUON BARKLEY GOES OFF WITH 3 TD’S IN FIRST 3 QUARTERS!**

• 9/23/2024

  **F**K THE HATERS: TYRESE HALIBURTON TURNS TABLES, LANDS ENTIRE ROSTER TO PACERS

• 9/23/2024

  **HOLY SH*T! THIS HIGH SCHOOL JUST PULLED OFF THE MOST BRILLIANT FAKE PUNT PLAY EVER SEEN!**

• 9/23/2024

  **Travis Kelce’s Team Squashes Fake Contract Leak About Taylor Swift Split**

• 9/23/2024

  **USF’s Coach Golesh Better Bring His A-Game (and a Prayer) to Alabama, or He’s Fucked**

• 9/23/2024

  **KIM JONG UN’S F**KING SOLUTION: EXECUTES 30 OFFICIALS AFTER DEADLY FLOODS HIT NORTH KOREA**