Author: Jack Murray

• 9/23/2024

  **FUCKBOY ALERT: Pro Athlete Fucks Around with No Strings Attached**

• 9/23/2024

  **BETRAYAL IS A MOTHERF**CKER: SEEING YOUR FORMER HERO SUIT UP FOR THE ENEMY IS PURE AGONY

• 9/23/2024

  **HOLY F**KING SH*T! SAN MARINO WINS FOR FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS, ENDS 140-MATCH LOSING STREAK!**

• 9/23/2024

  **HOLY SH*T! CLEVELAND GUARDIANS’ HOT DOG ACCOUNT HAS BEEN SNEAKILY TWEETING TAYLOR SWIFT LYRICS FOR 11 F*CKING MONTHS AND NO ONE NOTICED!**

• 9/23/2024

  **Rich Bitch Problems: Jessica Pegula Ain’t No Fucking Princess**

• 9/23/2024

  **Fritz F**king Crushes It! American Tennis Star Takes Down Zverev to Reach US Open Semifinals

• 9/23/2024

  **What a Fucking Idiot: Dude Wants to Know If He Should Pay Year-Old Italian Speeding Ticket from Honeymoon**

• 9/23/2024

  **HOLY SH*T, IT’S FINALLY HAPPENING!** **Rory & Scottie Take On Brooks & Bryson in Epic December Showdown**

• 9/23/2024

  **FUCKING MIND-BLOWING FACT**: Sharks Don’t Give a Shit About Eating You

• 9/23/2024

  **INGRAM’S PELICANS PROBLEMS EXPLODE AFTER HE BAILS ON MINICAMP: “FUCK THIS TEAM” VIBES ARE REAL**

• 9/23/2024

  **Ravens’ Post-Game Bullshit Will Fucking Rot Your Brain**

• 9/23/2024

  **HOLY F**KING HELL, DALLAS!** **NEW SPORTSBAR BRINGS THE HEAT WITH EPIC TV SCREEN THAT’LL BLOW YOUR MIND!**

• 9/23/2024

  **NO RESPECT: Dangerfield Gets Off Scot-Free for Dirty Tackle on McCluggage**

• 9/23/2024

  **BRONCOS DOMINATE: CLAIM MINOR PREMIERSHIP WITH ROOSTERS’ HELP, FUCK THE REST!**