Author: Jack Murray

• 9/23/2024

  **DANIEL JONES IS GETTING ROASTED FROM ALL ANGLES**

• 9/23/2024

  **F**cking Football Is Back: Week 1 Betting Picks

• 9/23/2024

  **WHAT THE HELL DO YOU SAY WHEN YOUR BOSS BLOWS $300K?!**

• 9/23/2024

  **Philly News Anchors Get Freaky with Brazilian Waxes for Eagles’ Sake**

• 9/23/2024

  **F**KING 17 YEARS LATER, MARK CUBAN STILL BITTER ABOUT THOSE GODAWFUL REFS IN THE 2006 FINALS

• 9/23/2024

  **FUCKING SPACE DISASTER: Mysterious “Strange Noise” Coming from Crashed Boeing Starliner, Stranding Astronauts for Half a Year**

• 9/23/2024

  **GARCIA UNLEASHES FURY: 5 TKO WINS IN A ROW, AND COUNTING, YOU FUCKING BEAST!**

• 9/23/2024

  **AMAZON’S BILLION-DOLLAR BLUNDER: “RINGS OF POWER” TANKS AS VIEWERS FLEE IN DROVES**

• 9/23/2024

  **HOLY SH*T, WE’VE BUILT A F**KING WILL COMPTON SHRINE!**

• 9/23/2024

  **HARPER GETS DRILLED: Foul Pitch to Elbow Forces Early Exit**

• 9/23/2024

  **F**king Philly Fans Are a Total Embarrassment

• 9/23/2024

  **Pirates Ace Paul Skenes: Die-Hard Steelers Motherf**cker**

• 9/23/2024

  **FUCKING EPIC SORORITY DANCE ROUTINE TAKES THE INTERNET BY STORM!**

• 9/23/2024

  **HOLY SH*T, THIS BASEBALL STAT IS MIND-BLOWING: WHITE SOX ARE 39 GAMES OUT OF 4TH PLACE!**

• 9/23/2024

  **F**king Genius Move: Fran Brown Thanks Ryan Day for Handing Him Kyle McCord on a Silver Platter

• 9/23/2024

  **”Orlovsky’s Fucked-Up Football Picks: Conf Champs & Super Bowl”**

• 9/23/2024

  **F**king Ridiculous: Douchebag Vows to Devour Human and Dog Turd if Cowboys Don’t Win SB

• 9/23/2024

  **F**k the Haters, This TV Setup is Fire!

• 9/23/2024

  **Back the F**k Off, Bowers Has Better Things to Do Than Your Bullshit**

• 9/23/2024

  **BETRAYAL IS A MOTHERF**CKER: SEEING YOUR FORMER HERO SUIT UP FOR THE ENEMY IS PURE AGONY