Author: Jack Murray

• 9/24/2024

  **GET READY FOR THE WILDEST PIZZA PARTY OF THE YEAR, TOMORROW! ONLY A FEW TICKETS LEFT, DON’T BE A DAMN FOOL AND MISS OUT!**

• 9/24/2024

  **NO BS AT THE SCALE – All 20 Fighters Are Fucking Ready to Rumble**

• 9/24/2024

  **”Taylor-Britt’s Trash Game Is Begging to Get Lit Up”**

• 9/24/2024

  **ENTITLED HIPSTER GETS ROASTED IN PANERA FOR BEING A DISRESPECTFUL A**HOLE**

• 9/24/2024

  **FUCKING UNBEATEN: JOSH ALLEN’S THURSDAY NIGHT DOMINANCE**

• 9/24/2024

  **Deion Sanders Jr. Claims to Have Damning Footage of Coaches Talking Sh*t, Refuses to Spill the Tea**

• 9/24/2024

  PHARRELL SHUTS DOWN CLUELESS PROTESTOR AT MOVIE PREMIERE

• 9/24/2024

  **F**king Brilliant Defense: Lawyer Claims Client Didn’t Mean to Put a Hole in Guy’s Chest

• 9/24/2024

  **”Shut the F**k Up, Skubal Ain’t Won Sh*t Yet – Clase is Crushing It!”**

• 9/24/2024

  **LISTEN THE F**K UP, WIDE RECEIVERS! Don’t hold out for cash, then drop a TD pass in front of a legend.

• 9/24/2024

  **HOLY SH*T, ALVIN HENDERSON WENT OFF FOR 435 YARDS AND 10 TDs, BUT HIS TEAM STILL MANAGED TO BLOW IT!**

• 9/24/2024

  **SELENA GOMEZ DROPS BOMB: KIDS ARE OFF THE TABLE, FOLKS!**

• 9/24/2024

  **LOCK THIS F**KING CREEP UP NOW!**

• 9/24/2024

  **F**KING WEEK 1 REACTIONS: Pats Crush Cincy

• 9/24/2024

  **”Vikings LB Runs His Fucking Mouth, Forgets About Bearded Badass Daniel Jones and Malik Nabers”**

• 9/24/2024

  **SHEDEUR SANDERS BAILS ON COLORADO WITH 2 MINUTES LEFT IN PATHETIC 28-10 LOSS TO NEBRASKA**

• 9/24/2024

  **FUCKING HELL!** SF 49ers WR Ricky Pearsall Got Shot in SF Robbery Attempt, Now in Serious But Stable Condition

• 9/24/2024

  **LIONS ROAR BACK, STOMP CARDS 20-13 IN UGLY WIN**

• 9/24/2024

  **GARRETT’S FREAKIN’ FEET ARE SCREWED, GETS MRI**

• 9/23/2024

  **HOLY SH*T! SAQUON BARKLEY TAKES IT TO THE HOUSE FOR 65 YARDS!**